Future Fossils

Going to start ending all my love letters with “wish I was up in that ass”

Going to start ending all my love letters with “wish I was up in that ass”

(Source: drdrestartedburningman, via rappcats)

— 3 days ago with 1099 notes

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade, via iguanamouth)

— 4 days ago with 199393 notes

App idea: Yhelp! Review site for people who go places alone. This crowded bar with no bar stools is not getting a good review so far…

— 5 days ago

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via beastmuffintron)

— 5 days ago with 136709 notes

If the girls I’ve dated were on a basketball team, they’d be unstoppable. Clutch fadeaways, great fakes, and they know how to take advantage of an easy rebound!

— 1 week ago
#feels  #jokes  #basketball  #womps womps  #but seriously 

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

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— 1 week ago with 232173 notes

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

— 1 week ago with 229518 notes
nemfrog:

Our Earth is peppered with some 20,000 tons of stardust a year. Scanned from Wonderland of Science. 1930s.

nemfrog:

Our Earth is peppered with some 20,000 tons of stardust a year. Scanned from Wonderland of Science. 1930s.

(via scientificillustration)

— 1 week ago with 8058 notes

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

(via iguanamouth)

— 1 week ago with 90049 notes